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Anthony Patch on Congress: The Meaningfullness Of Work In The Meaninglessness Of Life

“… he tried to imagine himself in Congress rooting around in the litter of that incredible pigsty with the narrow and porcine brows he saw pictured sometimes in the rotogravure sections of the Sunday newspapers, those glorified proletarians babbling blandly … Continue reading

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The LIST Machine: Show Ideas For The Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN)

Another list inspired by boredom and bitterness, this time directed against TV’s tubby tyrant and her new Network Reich: OWN. Show Idea for #OWN: “Family Ties” Normal families labeled as ‘dysfunctional’ are chained together and the last survivor eats the others. … Continue reading

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The POINTLESS JOKE Machine: “There’s A Fly In My Soup”

A man at a restaurant calls over the waiter. Waiter, waiter, he complains, what is this fly doing in my soup? The waiter looks down and answers, why, he seems to be committing suicide. I know that, the man says, … Continue reading

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The POINTLESS JOKE Machine: “Guy Walks Into A Bar”

A guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks, what can I get for you? Guy says, a shot of whiskey and some good advice. Bartender asks, what’s bothering you? Guy says, I’m lonely, bored, unfulfilled, and I’m pretty sure my … Continue reading

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