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The POINTLESS JOKE Machine: “There’s A Fly In My Soup”
A man at a restaurant calls over the waiter. Waiter, waiter, he complains, what is this fly doing in my soup? The waiter looks down and answers, why, he seems to be committing suicide. I know that, the man says, … Continue reading
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The POINTLESS JOKE Machine: “Guy Walks Into A Bar”
A guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks, what can I get for you? Guy says, a shot of whiskey and some good advice. Bartender asks, what’s bothering you? Guy says, I’m lonely, bored, unfulfilled, and I’m pretty sure my … Continue reading
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The DIALOGUE Machine: “The Origins Of ROTFL”
Two buddies, Rob and Dan, meet up somewhere to talk about some stuff or something… Rob: Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Dan: Ya sure, bring it on. Rob: [insert unfunny joke here] Dan: What? Dan doesn’t laugh. Rob takes … Continue reading
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